COPS STOP CAR WITH 15-FOOT TREE STUCK TO FRONT GRILL; ARRESTED FOR DUI:
PARANOID POT GROWER CALLS 911 THINKING HE HEARD HELICOPTERS NEAR HIS HOUSE:
DRUNK COLLEGE STUDENT HOPS IN COP CAR, ASKS FOR RIDE BACK TO DORM. GETS A RIDE TO COUNTY JAIL INSTEAD:
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